Meet Your Friends and Neighbors by Rebecca Hershberger

The following is a series of weird ‘Craigslist, inc.’ advertisements from San Diego listings. My goal was to write a poem on each ad, that reflects the gist of the advertisement. I employed the following constraints in the composition of these pieces: 1) I only use words directly from the ad, spelled as they are in the advertisement, 2) word reversals need to be limited, and 3) phraseology also needs to be similar to the advertisement’s original phraseology.

non-sexual massage needed for lower extremities - m4m - 50 (SD CA)

Sounds wierd but I have had surgery recently and post surgery have left my private parts rather unconfortable. I could use some cream and gentle rub to relieve the pain and bring confort.

the surgeon says the a massage and crean could relieve the discomfort

I can explain more and even offer a smal sum for the service

have pics to trade but service is the primary focus of this posting

 

Sounds wierd but I have

private parts discomfort

rather uncomfortable

massage and some crean

could relieve,

the discomfort

the surgeon says

I could use some

some cream and

some gentle rub

to relieve the pain and

to and bring some confort.

I can explain more

and offer a smal sum

but service is the primary focus

I could use some cream and gentle rub

to relieve the pain and bring confort.

Goats and Chickens (San Diego area)

I’m looking for other people who own goats and chickens in San Diego area. I just moved here from the East and don’t know anyone yet. I love goats and visiting farms. If you have a farm email me. I’m doing an interesting project. I’d love to help out on your farm.

don’t know anyone yet?

I love goats,

goats and chickens.

I love,

other people who own

goats and chickens.

I love,

looking for other people

who love goats and chickens.

I love,

You, if you have a farm

I love ,

goats and visiting farms.

I love,

to help out on your farm.

I love,

goats and chickens.

Cereal

I have 5 boxes of free cereal since no one wanted to trade anything my kids would like for them. Â There are cherios, frosted mini wheats, Life (2), and honey bunches of oats
All expire toward end of year. Live in Serra Mesa - will not hold unless on your way. Available tomorrow till 10 am - then from 12-2 and then after 4pm.
Prefer military e-4 and below

We are 2 very ambitious guitarists in need of someone to perform our needs at the Battery. We play Progressive/Melodic Death Metal and have tons of Material. Drummer needed for Progressive Death Metal Band (anywhere San Diego)

We have about 6 Complete songs, including Lyrics.
If you like odd timing and Brutal, Thick Metal riffs, we are looking to Jam with you.
Our Influences include(But are Not Limited To):
Opeth
Arch Enemy
Bloodbath
Symphony X
Death
Katatonia
Hypocrisy
And Many More

we are looking to Jam with you (I)

Wanted: Old Underwear - $20 (College Area / PB)

Hi everyone,

I am looking for old old underwear that you dont care to much for anymore. We can meet in a totally safe and public place such as starbucks to make the exchange. Im sane and normal. Just looking for your old underwear. Preferably cotton panties, smaller sizes.

Let me know, thanks!

Not Crazy

Looking, Just Looking

For

Underwear, Old Underwear

Underwear not cared

Too much for.

I am looking, Just looking,

For old underwear

preferably cotton, preferably small

Im sane and normal, Not crazy

Just looking.